Top 50 Cool & Funny Email Signatures You Must Know (New UPDATED)

Adding attractive and fun email signatures has become fashionable now. If you’re brainstorming to make your email signature more attractive and fun, you’ve come to the right place. Here are the 50 funniest email signatures in the history of the Internet: Funny Email Signatures

Make it idiot-proof and someone will make a better idiot. He who laughs last thinks slowest!
Yeah, Windows is great… I used it to download Linux.
My other computer is your Windows box. — Shot (Piotr Szotkowski)
This message transmitted on 100% recycled electrons.
Warning: Dates in Calendar are closer than they appear.
Infinite loop: see ‘Loop, infinite’. Loop, infinite: see ‘Infinite loop’. — Luca De Vitis
Willyoupleasehelpmefixmykeyboard?Thespacebarisbroken!
Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off now.
If Windows is the answer, it must have been a stupid question. — Filip Van Raemdonck
Computers are a more fun way to do the same work you’d have to do without them.
We are born naked, wet and hungry. Then things get worse.
What is a “free” gift? Aren’t all gifts free?
No trees were destroyed in the sending of this message, however, a significant number of electrons were terribly inconvenienced.
All wiyht. Rho sritched mg kegtops awound?
90% of statistics are made up on the spot.
Daddy, why doesn’t this magnet pick up this floppy disk?
You had mail, but the super-user read it, and deleted it!
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by — Douglas Adams
A Microsoft Certified System Engineer is to information technology as a McDonalds Certified Food Specialist is to the culinary arts — Michael Bacarella
“More hay, Trigger?” “No thanks, Roy, I’m stuffed!”
ASCII stupid question, get a stupid ANSI!
A mathematician is a machine for converting coffee into theorems.
Where there’s a will, I want to be in it.
A polar bear is a rectangular bear after a coordinate transform.
Note on a door: Out to lunch… if not back by five, out for dinner also.
Nostalgia isn’t what it used to be.
To understand recursion, we must first understand recursion
Puritanism: The haunting fear that someone somewhere may be happy.
Dear IRS, Please cancel my subscription.
Real men send email in plain text
C program run. C program crash. C programmer quit.
There are two rules for success: 1. Never tell everything you know. — Tobias Toedter
This message transmitted on 100% recycled electrons.
The gene pool could use a little chlorine.
Always remember you’re unique, just like everyone else.
If ignorance is bliss, you must be orgasmic.
Microsoft is to operating systems & security as McDonald’s is to gourmet cooking.
Artificial Intelligence usually beats real stupidity.
If God had intended for an email to be written in HTML, then the traditional signoff of prayers would be
A billion Chinese can’t be wrong: eat rice.
ASCII stupid question, get a stupid ANSI!
Consciousness: that annoying time between naps.
I don’t suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.
Any sufficiently advanced bug is indistinguishable from a feature.
If it’s not broken, let’s fix it till it is.
Make it idiot-proof and someone will make a better idiot. He who laughs last thinks slowest!
I’ve already told you more than I know.
All things are possible, except skiing through a revolving door.
The following is only a sig. The preceding is only a disclaimer.
To decode this comment into a readable form, rot13 it twice.
Hodor, Hodor, Hodor!!!
Oh god, once again, I don’t have email signature 🙂
You’re not that lucky and I’m not that desperate!
If you’re too open-minded, your brains will fall out.
Life is like a roller coaster, and I’m about to throw up.
I don’t worry about terrorism. I was married for two years.
A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
I love deadlines, I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by.
Time is the best teacher; Unfortunately, it kills all its students!
Mirrors can’t talk, lucky for you they can’t laugh either.